May 08, 2007 - 7:36 am finally! my wisdom teeth have departed. so sad. my mouth feels empty and lonely. well, more swollen and sore than empty and lonely, but that's not for you to say. i don't know if i should be forcing my mouth open. i think i have lockjaw. i don't really know what lockjaw is but it just sounds like what i have. my mouth will not open more than a fraction. i tried forcing it a little bit (even though scott said not to) and it just will not budge! eating is getting frustrating. of course, that doesn't stop me from making grilled cheese and sucking it through the tiny gap that my mouth will allow. after reading that sentence, can you believe i'm married? what a catch i am. scott sure lucked out. ok i'm looking up lockjaw in wikipedia. i might be a little paranoid. the upside of all of this is that i haven't been at work. man, do i love not working. it's the best part of my day. the only thing i am missing about work is the chai lattes. that is possibly the stupidest sentence i have ever written. this is long. and stupid. and i have lockjaw! i have to go.
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